he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Actions speak louder than pants.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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