Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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