Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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