Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
where does the pee come out of this thing
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize