Already got asked if we're dating
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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