im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
what if I'm pregnant?
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Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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