sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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