I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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