So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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