I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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