There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Randomize
