the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's shark week go big or go home
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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