Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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