So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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