you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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