Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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