just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Quick, to the slutcave!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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