I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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