Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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