Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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