I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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