The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
