We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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