these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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