Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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