Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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