Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
My hand turned me down
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Randomize
