You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
