Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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