Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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