somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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