real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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