you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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