Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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