it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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