I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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