Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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