Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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