I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize