did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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