playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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