Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Randomize
