belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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