That's intense
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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