And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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