Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
