What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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