I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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