He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I had to cum in my sink.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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