so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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