I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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