Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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