There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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