I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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