ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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