Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Randomize
