curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We are two peas in an std pod
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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