Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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